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Saturday 19 November 2011

Software Student explaining his Love to his Girlfriend



Student:
Kal jab tum mile thhe.
to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain.
your file not found!

Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya Server down

Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye.
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye.

Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo.
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double-click karo.

Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se tumhe good morning
Tum aise ghoor ke dekti ho
Jaise 1 error aur 5 warning

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga.
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga.

Student's GF Replies:
Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I don’t like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
No more disk space

Isliye oh dear Romio
Ab aur naa Behaal Karo
Apne ye Pyaar Ka Software
Kahin Aur Jaa Kar Install Karo
XD :D
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